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Monday, September 15, 2008

facts about fuck

1. When a guy born, we were given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
hmmmm I don't remember what I chose.

2. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.


10 comments:

teresa said...

waahaha, i lab this.
so informative,lol!

Lovely_ph said...

ahihi. galing nito. totoo nga? hehe. natawa ako bago matulog ngaun. ;)

Rio said...

ahehe...

odin hood said...

hmmm nakalimutan ko... tungkol san nga pala ulit ang post na to? sorry i have a bad memory kk

RONeiluke, RN said...

ooohhh... sex talk eh?

I HAVE TO GET OU OF HERE...

FAST! hahaha! joke!

thanks for visiting again, mate :)

† Yods† said...

woot woot. it made me loling. ahaha.

nice one ice! :)

Ely said...

jeez, i'm a minor, i'm not supposed to be reading this, hehehe

nahj12 said...

nice post.. natawa naman ako.. hahaha :)

Chyng said...

Wahaha, ganun?! (--,) Wait for WOMEN talk abt SEX.. joke!

JanZeE_tripper said...

taray ng lolo mo..
try mo yong hole ko masikip pa..
joke
pasyal naman kau sa blog ko maraming salamt po...